i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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