nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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