I think my fart just growled at me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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