can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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