got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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