He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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