birth control should be required to get into college
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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