She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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