So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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