It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm passing your future prison.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
God I need to hump something, right now.
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