Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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