what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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