Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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