I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals