Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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