can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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