Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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