It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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