I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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