Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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