i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise