It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I currently don't understand fingers.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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