benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her