For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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