right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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