You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
time to smoke my breakfast
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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