Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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