the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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