i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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