We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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