i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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