Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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