i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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