thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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