lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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