I wish life had little blips of pornography
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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