Cold hands, warm shart.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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