Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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