i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
where does the pee come out of this thing
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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