Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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