There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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