I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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