on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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