i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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