You just made me feel so damn special
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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