your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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