meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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