I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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