Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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