So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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