Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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