Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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