just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
All I want is dick and wine.
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